And now for the final instruction.
The table is set for the grand banquet.
You are to guard it with your very life...
...especially from the king's Mouseketeers.
Should you fail:
Off comes the head!
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There goes your little playmate.
Every time he sees a dame, he falls in love.
Every time he falls in love, it means trouble for you.
Remember the little doll down at the beach?
She was laying there, minding her own business.
That's what I say. What did you get out of that?
Trouble, nothing but trouble.
And how about that other little number he invited over to dinner?
You was sitting there, eating...
Hello? Tommy!
Oh, I'd love to come to dinner!
That was a hot one.
If that don't prove what I'm talking about...
...what happened to you when he fell for that cute little cowgirl?
Not that there was anything wrong with her, mind you.
And what were you?
Hop-along chump. Sucker. Dope!
Look!
We gotta break this thing up before he starts serenading her.
Or can you take that again?
Wow! I can still hear it.
Him slapping that big bull fiddle and singing:
Is you is or is you ain't my baby
The way you acting lately Makes me doubt
You is still my baby, baby
Seems my flame in your heart's Done gone out
A woman is a creature
That's always been strange.
Just when you're sure of one
You find she's gone and made a change
Is you is or is you ain't my baby?
Maybe baby's found somebody new
My baby's still my baby true
Now, these ought to bust up that romance fast.
And you'll need something for a hot foot.
And there's nothing like a hatpin to put over your point.
Now get going, before there's any trouble.
And if this don't start it, nothing will.
I've been double-crossed, and by a dame.
Every time a dame comes into my life, I'm in trouble.
Why do we have to have dames? Why...?
And what's wrong with dames?
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Just a minute.
I's coming. I's coming.
Well, look here. Ain't they cute?
Why, of course we'll take care of them.
No, they won't be no trouble at all.
Goodbye.
You is the sweetest things. Three little, fluffy kittens.
Thomas! Oh, Thomas! Come in here and see what we've got!
Ain't they cute, Tom? And you gets to take care of them.
You be good to them, and I'll run down to the store for some nice, fresh cream.
Thomas! What's the matter with you, picking on them poor little kittens?
If you don't take good care of them little angels while I's gone...
...I'll pulverize you to pieces. You hear me?
Goodbye, little darlings.
Well, here I is with the cream for those three little angels.
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Good morning, everyone. This is News Time.
And the top bit of news this morning is the reward offered by the circus...
...for the return of their valuable seal.
The reward of $ 10,000...
...will be paid to anyone who returns this little seal to the circus.
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My foot. My poor foot.
Do something. Somebody do something.
Get me a doctor. Get me a nurse.
Get me a bandage. Oh, what torture. What pain.
I can't stand the pain. It's driving me crazy.
Wait a minute.
Is that it? Is that what I was hollering about?
Buddy, I'll never forget this act of kindness.
And if you ever need help, just ring this bell.
Well, adiós, little Samaritan.
I learned this one on television.
Here's your bell, little Sam.
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Sorry to disturb you, Mr. Thomas.
Thank you so much.
Don't look now, Tom, but a mouse just went by.
That's right, enjoy yourself.
It's later than you think.
I hope that's the mailman.
Oh, thank you. I've been waiting for this.
Now, there's going to be some changes made.
"Mechano. The cat of tomorrow.
No feeding, no fussing, no fur.
Clean, efficient, dependable."
Thomas! Oh, Thomas. Come in here and see what I've got.
Thomas, meet Mechano.
Mr. Mechano here is taking your job as mouse catcher.
Are you through laughing, Tom?
Then watch this.
Is it okay if I laugh now, Tom?
That's how it is, Tom. Progress.
The machine age and stuff like that.
But don't worry, maybe you can find an old-fashioned house...
...that needs an old-fashioned cat.
That's my Mechano. No feeding, no fussing and no fur.
Just remember, all you have to do is keep that mouse out of the house.
Isn't he cute?
What in the world is going on in here?
Mechano, put down that ax. Help!
Thomas!
Thomas, am I glad to see you.
Boy, they can have their newfangled Mechanos.
All I want is a plain old-fashioned cat.
Thomas, don't do that.
Thomas!
Stop!
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Now hear this, Mascot Thomas...
...everything on this ship is brand-new but the mascot.
And we'll have a new mascot if I find one mouse onboard.
Is that clear?
Then be on with your duties.
Help! Let me out of...
Well, congratulations, Thomas. You've done a fine job.
I haven't seen a mouse onboard the entire trip.
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That's my dream house.
Wait a minute, pussycat.
Ever since I was a pup, I've wanted a little place of my own.
And I still want it!
But if one more thing happens to my little dream house...
...there's going to be murder!
Timber.
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Your attention, please.
We interrupt this broadcast to bring you this urgent warning:
A white mouse has escaped from the experimental laboratories.
Before escaping, he consumed enough of a secret explosive...
...to blow up an entire city.
If you see this white mouse, telephone officials at once.
And whatever you do, remember...
...the slightest jar will explode this white mouse...
...and destroy the entire city.
Be careful. Please, be careful!
Your attention, please. We have just learned from laboratory officials...
...that the explosive contained in the white mouse is no longer dangerous.
And they have assured us the mouse will not explode.
We repeat, the white mouse will not explode.
Don't you believe it!
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This is the story of a waltzing mouse.
His name was Johann, and he lived in Vienna...
...in the home of Johann Strauss.
Each day, as this famous musician played...
...little Johann couldn't resist waltzing to the beautiful music.
And each day, watching and waiting, was the cat.
And every day, he would try to catch him.
But he would fail. However, this didn't discourage the cat.
Because he knew that each day when the master played...
...the mouse would waltz. And the cat would try again.
And again.
One day, the master went away on a journey.
This left the cat in a serious predicament.
He knew that if there were no music, the mouse wouldn't waltz.
Why couldn't he, the cat, learn to play?
Poor little Johann.
He was under the spell of the beautiful music.
But luckily for him, at that moment, the servants wondered who was playing.
Amazing! A cat that could play and a mouse that could dance?
The maid told the butcher boy.
The butcher boy told the crowd at the square.
Then, one of the palace guards overheard.
A cat that could play? A mouse that could waltz?
Good heavens! The emperor couldn't believe his ears!
So they were commanded to perform at the palace at once.
Wonderful!
Sensational!
And they were very happy...
...as long as the cat played and the mouse danced.
But when the cat stopped playing...
...it was the same old story.
Bravo! Bravo!
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That's my boy!
You know, son, now that you're grown up...
...it's time we had a heart to heart talk about the facts of life.
First of all, you're a dog.
And there's three things a dog's gotta know how to do.
First, a dog's gotta know how to be man's best friend.
That comes in two easy positions.
The begging position with the big, sad, soulful eyes...
...and the "lying at the master's feet" position.
Also with the big, sad, soulful eyes.
Now, the second thing a dog has to know is how to bury bones.
Why? I don't know.
I can never find them after I bury them.
But that's what dogs are supposed to do.
Third, and most important, all dogs gotta know how to chase cats...
...which happens to be my specialty. Now, if we had a cat...
What a coincidence. Watch me.
This always scares them out of their skin.
Wanna try it, son?
I'll be right back. I gotta have a talk with this character.
Listen, pussycat, my boy's learning to chase cats...
...and I don't want him to have any trouble. Understand?
When he starts barking, you start climbing. Is that clear?
Okay, then, let's go.
Okay, son, it's your turn now.
Nice work, boy. Hey, the kid ain't joshing. Look at that.
A chip off of that old block, that's what you are, son.
A chip off of that old block.
That's my boy! Yes, sir!
You did it again, son.
What happened, son? Are you all right? Say something.
Speak to me! Speak to me, boy!
Who done it?
That's all I wanna know.
Okay, son, take it from here.
That's my boy doing that.
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Mama! Mama!
Mama!
I can't swim.
Nobody likes me. I don't know why.
I try and try and try, but I can't swim.
I can't help it. I try and try and try.
Nobody likes me.
I wish I could swim.
Help! I can't swim! I can't...
Help!
Help! I can't swim! Help! Help!
Help! Help! I can't swim! I can't swim!
Help! I can't swim!
Help!
I can't swim.
Help! Help! Somebody! Help!
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